The cheapness of today's store-bought knitwear and late-80s nostalgia collide in a Super Bowl ad for...mayonnaise? I guess???
Or, the unanswered question of why I do this to myself every year.
With a bonus extremely dumb 'Knives Out' sweater theory from 2019.
Or how I spent way too much time trying to circumnavigate Google, Pinterest, and SEO to try and find the origin of a photograph for what ended up being a single paragraph of a 4,000+ word feature.
