
This exact sweater isn’t in contention—but a much older version of it is. (Source: Netflix)
We’re now on Day 3, which might just include some of the most cheerful non-Nanny pieces of knitwear so far.
And if you’re a newsletter subscriber and got a 404 error on yesterday’s roundup page, that’s on me: I screwed up the slug and changed it soon after I sent it out. But since I’m still fairly new to beehiiv, I haven’t found a way to send everyone an update with the proper link. So that’s linked to here throughout this page.

The Textured/Miscellaneous’ Round of 64 winners set the stage for the Round of 32 matchups. (Source: Screenshot)
What’s honestly been so exciting about this so far is that, apart from the upsets, a lot of these matchups have been fairly close so far! But what I realized when Buffy the Vampire Slayer and The Wheel of Time were tied at 10 votes each with only a few hours to go last night, I realized that…I didn’t have a contingency plan in place for a tie. Having never done one of these things before, does anyone have any recommendations?
Matchup: (1) The Nanny (68.2%) vs
(16) Empire Records (31.8%)Matchup: (2) Coraline (68.4%) vs
(15) The Way We Were (31.6%)Matchup: (3) Only Murders in the Building (70.6%) vs
(14) The Santa Clause (29.4%)Matchup:
(4) The Wrong Trousers (47.6%)vs (13) A Fish Called Wanda (52.4%)Matchup:
(5) Home Alone (28.6%)vs (12) While You Were Sleeping (71.4%)Matchup:
(6) No Time to Die (31.3%)vs (11) Penny Dreadful (68.8%)Matchup: (7) My So-Called Life (57.1%) vs
(10) Bonnie and Clyde (42.9%)Matchup:
(8) Buffy the Vampire Slayer (43.4%)vs (9) The Wheel of Time (56.6%)
You can find a detailed rundown of Knit Madness here.
Today’s Matchups

The next 16 contenders face off. (Source: Screenshot)
Matchup: (1) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone1 vs (16) Anna and the Apocalypse

Credits: Max | Pluto TV
(1) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
The Sweater: A lumpy, hand-knitted burgundy pullover (or knitted with magic) with the letter “R” in gold.
Who Wore It: Ron Weasley (Rupert Grint), one-third of Harry Potter’s dynamic trio.
Replica: Yes
Notes: There’s an official Harry Potter knitting pattern book that includes the Weasley sweater pattern (and a plethora of others), but fans have been making replicas for over 20 years. A deleted scene features Harry (Daniel Radcliffe) wearing his blue Weasley sweater. Also, all of the usual caveats around anything Harry Potter-related these days, thanks to its author.
(16) Anna and the Apocalypse
The Sweater: A navy pullover with white polka dots and a green Christmas tree featuring red and blue ornaments that light up.
Who Wore It: John (Malcolm Cumming), one of several Scottish Sixth Formers (I think) who gets caught up in a zombie apocalypse around the Christmas holidays.
Replica: No
Notes: I love whoever thought to combine zombies, musicals, and Christmas into a movie. I haven’t seen it yet, but apparently, it’s good.
Who has the better sweater?
Matchup: (2) Murder, She Wrote season 1 vs (15) Finding Mr. Christmas season 1

Credits: Prime Video | Hallmark+
(2) Murder, She Wrote (1×02, “Deadly Lady”2)
The Sweater: A cream-colored zippered cardigan with several fish stitched together in black yarn on the front and sleeves. (Not seen: Even more fish on the back.)
Who Wore It: Jessica Fletcher (Angela Lansbury), who’s perhaps the greatest detective that Cabot Cove has ever seen. Or she should be.
Replica: Yes
Notes: A different version of Jessica’s sweater would later show up in Gossip Girl season courtesy of Chuck Bass (Ed Westwick), a fact brought to me by a Murder, She Wrote fan—hence the leading photo of this post. And I cannot stress how difficult it was to pick only one of Jessica’s sweaters for this prompt; I’ve never seen the show, but solely based on photos, I’m a big fan of her “Home Sweet Home” pullover.
(15) Finding Mr. Christmas (1×01, “The Hunt for Mr. Christmas”)
The Sweater: A green sweater with a red brick wall. Santa is waving and holding a stocking, and above him are the words “Holiday Cheers.” Paired with silver tinsel.
Who Wore It: Jonathan Bennett, a man on a mission to find the Hallmark Channel’s next leading man.
Replica: No
Notes: This sweater was recommended to me by a Bluesky user. Thought Finding Mr. Christmas was the name of a Hallmark Channel original movie until I Googled it and learned it’s a reality competition to win the leading role in a Hallmark Christmas Movie.
Who has the better sweater?
Matchup: (3) Gravity Falls seasons 1-2 vs (14) What We Do in the Shadows season 1

Credits: Hulu | Hulu
(3) Gravity Falls (five instances across both seasons, including 1×01, “Tourist Trapped,” and the title sequence)
The Sweater: A pink turtleneck sweater with a shooting star on it.
Who Wore It: Mabel Pines (Kristen Schaal), one-half of Gravity Falls’ newest residents—and as close to a ray of sunshine as you can find.
Replica: Yes
Notes: Mabel wears an astounding 107 sweaters across the show’s 40 episodes.
(14) What We Do in the Shadows (1×02, “City Council,” and 1×07, “The Trial”)
The Sweater: A multicolored geometric fair isle sweater that features several rows of birds.
Who Wore It: Vastly overworked and underappreciated familiar (and Van Helsing descendant) Guillermo de la Cruz (Harvey Guillén).
Replica: No
Notes: Guillermo is another TV character with a ton of sweaters, but at least he might have a place to put them.
Who has the better sweater?
Matchup: (4) The O.C. season 1 vs (13) Schitt’s Creek season 3

Credits: Max | Netflix
(4) The O.C. (1×13, "The Best Chrismukkah Ever")
The Sweater: A white, blue, and red pullover. It’s mainly white with red trimming with blue reindeer and blue around the neck.
Who Wore It: Inclusive winter holiday king Seth Cohen (Adam Brody).
Replica: No
Notes: It’s not often you portmanteau a word on a TV show, and it becomes a whole thing.
(13) Schitt’s Creek (3×01, “Opening Night”)
The Sweater: A black and gray pullover. The sweater has a gray yoke near the neck with star-like shapes, none of which look like perfect stars.
Who Wore It: David Rose (Dan Levy), a sheltered former gallerist who acclimates to Schitt’s Creek almost better than anyone in his family.
Replica: Yes/No
Notes: Previously mentioned in a feature. David’s lightning bolt top from season 5 is more well-known Schitt’s Creek top, but since that’s a sweatshirt (and not a sweater), it’s ineligible for this contest. Also, you can view every single one of David’s shirts, sweatshirts, and sweaters here.
Who has the better sweater?
Matchup: (5) The Shining vs (12) A Close Shave

Credits: YouTube | YouTube
(5) The Shining
The Sweater: A light blue sweater with a white Apollo rocket.
Who Wore It: Danny Torrance (Danny Lloyd), a kid with a telepathic connection who’s stuck in an isolated hotel in the middle of winter with his murderous dad.
Replica: Yes
Notes: Not just a pattern for kids!
(12) A Close Shave
The Sweater: A white turtleneck sweater with pink stripes made from his own wool.
Who Wore It: Shaun the Sheep, a Wallace and Gromit character cool enough to get his own films.
Replica: No
Notes: Unlike everyone else in this tournament, Shaun knows exactly where that wool came from.
Who has the better sweater?
Matchup: (6) Saturday Night Live season 24 vs (11) Arthur Christmas

Credits: YouTube | YouTube
(6) Saturday Night Live (24×09, “Alec Baldwin”)
The Sweater: A multicolored cardigan with various Christmas illustrations.
Who Wore It: Oversharing NPR host Terry Rialto (Molly Shannon).
Replica: No, but you can buy a version of it on eBay for $149.98. (Thanks, Leah!)
Notes: Granted, the sweater might be the least funny thing about this all-time classic sketch, but it’s a very ugly sweater (complimentary).
(11) Arthur Christmas
The Sweater: A bright green pullover with “HO HO HO” stitched across the shoulder and different colored ornaments dangling down.
Who Wore It: Arthur Claus (James McAvoy), the clumsy and eccentric younger son of the current Santa who ends up having to save Christmas.
Replica: No
Notes: I have somehow never heard of this film before this tournament, but it’s a really fun sweater.
Who has the better sweater?
Matchup: (7) Bridget Jones’s Diary vs (10) How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Credits: Max | YouTube
(7) Bridget Jones’s Diary
The Sweater: A dark green turtleneck sweater with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer in the center.
Who Wore It: A very grumpy modern-day Darcy—Mark Darcy (Colin Firth).
Replica: No
Notes: Kinda love how only Colin Firth could get specifically type-cast to play Darcy.
(10) How the Grinch Stole Christmas
The Sweater: A white sweater with candy cane-striped sleeves, “HO HO HO” written near the bottom trim, and a lit-up Christmas tree that says, “I ❤ Christmas” in the middle.
Who Wore It: A very grumpy live-action Grinch (Jim Carrey).
Replica: No
Notes: His heart shriveled up two sizes that day.
Who has the better sweater?
Matchup: (8) The Killing season 1 vs (9) A Nightmare on Elm Street

Credits: Hoopla | A Nightmare on Elm Street
(8) The Killing (1×08, “Episode 8,” and every other one of season 1’s 20 episodes)
The Sweater: A white and white Faroe Island vón star sweater.
Who Wore It: Inspector Sarah Lund (Sofie Gråbøl), who’s about to immigrate to Sweden before a season-long murder mystery keeps her right in Denmark.
Replica: Yes
Notes: People went wild over this sweater almost as much as they did over the show.
(9) A Nightmare on Elm Street
The Sweater: A dark red and green striped sweater straight from your nightmares.
Who Wore It: Malevolent spirit Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund).
Replica: Yes
Notes: One of the lasting images of a horror legend.
Who has the better sweater?
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1 I’m American (sorry), so I’m going with Sorcerer’s vs Philosopher’s for the title. But you know what I mean.
2 There is some discrepancy online about what number episode “Deadly Lady” actually is (I’ve seen 1×01, 1×02, and 1×03), but I’m going with the Murder, She Wrote Wiki’s episode page for now.

