
‘The Residence’ is totally Uzo Aduba’s show, but after finishing ‘The Wire’—especially in the wake of his death—it’s really nice to see Isiah Whitlock Jr. again. (Credit: Jessica Brooks/Netflix)
We’ve now crossed the halfway point, and it’s only gonna get harder from here, folks. And we’ve got even more upsets: Another no. 1 has fallen, along with no. 2 and no. 3. Will another no. 1 fall at the end of Round 2?
Recap: Day 7, Textured/Color Work

The results after Day 7. (Source: Screenshot)
(1) Cheers (44.1%)vs (9) All Creatures Great and Small (55.9%)(2) The Golden Girls (36.4%)vs (10) Pluribus (63.6%)(3) The Matrix Reloaded (36.7%)vs (11) The Ballad of Wallis Island (63.3%)(4) Gilmore Girls (71.8%) vs
(12) Apple Cider Vinegar (21.2%)
You can find a detailed rundown of Knit Madness here.
Today’s Matchups
Ready for today’s matchups? Get started with Google Forms, and/or make your way through the Bluesky polls, which you can find below.
Voting will close on Tuesday, March 17, two days from now.
Matchup: (1) Inside Out vs (9) Die Hard 2

Credits: YouTube | YouTube
(1) Inside Out
The Sweater: A light gray turtleneck sweater
Who Wore It: Sadness (Phyllis Smith), the literal embodiment of, well, you know.
Replica: No
Notes: Why so sad if so cozy?
Previously Defeated: (16) Muppets Tonight
(9) Die Hard 2
The Sweater: A light gray ribbed sweater with a puffed out collar
Who Wore It: John McClane (Bruce Willis), who just tried to pick his wife up from the airport and got drawn into stopping another terror attack.
Replica: No
Notes: It’s not in the film for very long, but it was nice while it lasted?
Previously Defeated: (8) You’ve Got Mail
Who has the better sweater?
Who has the better sweater? 1️⃣ Sadness (Phyllis Smith) in INSIDE OUT 2️⃣ John McClane (Bruce Willis) in DIE HARD 2 📊 Show results
— Michelle Jaworski (@michejaw.bsky.social) 2026-03-15T17:54:24.476Z
Matchup: (2) Star Trek: The Next Generation vs (7) Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Credits: Paramount+ | YouTube
(2) Star Trek: The Next Generation (4×20, “Qpid”)
The Sweater: An off-shoulder blue sweater with v indents along the body
Who Wore It: Dr. Beverly Crusher (Gates McFadden), the U.S.S. Enterprise’s chief medical officer who looks great in blue.
Replica: No
Notes: Also a total babe!
Previously Defeated: (15) The Traitors (US)
(7) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The Sweater: Silver and bronze sweaters stitched to look like chainmail
Who Wore It: King Arthur (Graham Chapman) and the Knights of the Round Table. Not the ones who say “Ni!”
Replica: No
Notes: No, I’m not pulling your leg with this one.
Previously Defeated: (10) Before Sunrise
Who has the better sweater?
Who has the better sweater? 1️⃣ Beverly Crusher (Gates McFadden) in STAR TREK: TNG 2️⃣ King Arthur (Graham Chapman) in MP&THG 📊 Show results
— Michelle Jaworski (@michejaw.bsky.social) 2026-03-15T17:54:55.491Z
Matchup: (11) Shetland vs (14) Bugonia

Credits: BritBox | Peacock
(11) Shetland (10×02, “Episode 2”)
The Sweater: A light gray turtleneck sweater with bright green and forest green sections at the bottom and on the sleeves
Who Wore It: Morag McCabe (Leigh Biagi), the wife of Shetland’s police sergeant
Replica: No
Notes: I’ve yet to watch Shetland, but it was easily among the most-suggested shows to grab knitwear from!
Previously Defeated: (6) The Brutalist
(14) Bugonia
The Sweater: A thickly knitted alien-like sweater dress
Who Wore It: Michelle Fuller (Emma Stone), a pharmaceutical CEO accused of being an alien by conspiracy theorists who may or may not be onto something.
Replica: No
Notes: I only just caught up with this Best Picture nominee (it’s kind of wild), but I could hardly believe it when, during the period where I was soliciting suggestions for this year’s bracket, someone mentioned this and asked if this counted. What’s also wild is seeing the needles used to knit those costumes. Also, sorry for probably spoiling Bugonia for you.
Previously Defeated: (3) Fargo (1996)
Who has the better sweater?
Who has the better sweater? 1️⃣ Morag McCabe (Leigh Biagi) in SHETLAND 2️⃣ Michelle Fuller (Emma Stone) in BUGONIA 📊 Show results
— Michelle Jaworski (@michejaw.bsky.social) 2026-03-15T17:55:22.581Z
Matchup: (12) God’s Own Country vs (13) The Residence

Credits: Tubi | Jessica Brooks/Netlfix
(12) God’s Own Country
The Sweater: A thick red and gray ribbed sweater with thumb holes
Who Wore It: Gheorghe Ionescu (Alec Secăreanu), a Romanian migrant worker who knows his way around a sheep farm.
Replica: No. I did find a fanzine from around the time the film came out where you could mail money and get a pattern, but since it’s not online (not even to purchase), I didn’t count it.
Notes: The way this sweater was so viral that I saw it on my feeds long before I even knew what the film was or Josh O’Connor became a star.
Previously Defeated: (5) The Holdovers
(13) The Residence (1×03, “Knives Out”)
The Sweater: A camel brown jacquard sweater vest with a green, red, and white Fair Isle pattern
Who Wore It: Cordelia Cupp (Uzo Aduba), the world’s greatest detective brought in to solve the season’s big mysterious death in the White House.
Replica: No
Notes: The first thing you need for a cozy mystery? A cozy sweater!
Previously Defeated: (4) Wednesday
Who has the better sweater?
Who has the better sweater? 1️⃣ Gheorghe (Alec Secăreanu) in GOD'S OWN COUNTRY 2️⃣ Cordelia Cupp (Uzo Aduba) in THE RESIDENCE 📊 Show results
— Michelle Jaworski (@michejaw.bsky.social) 2026-03-15T17:56:21.560Z
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